Kuala Lumpur, December 8 - Three people were discovered in Bedara apartments yesterday evening eating Chinese food and learning French. The three identified as Yeow Pooi Ling, 26, Philippe Fritsch, 24 and Fiona Wan, 26, were discovered enjoying chicken in tomato sauce, cucumbers, onions and tomatoes. Sources say two of group were attempting to learn some quirky form of French from the Frenchman whilst eating the food.
A lonely chicken - the victim of the event claimed "Je suis seul parce que les tomates, des oignons et les courgettes tous ont été mangés. Pauvres je"
Towards the end of the occurence, it was also purported that a pretty neighbour knocked on the door to ask if she could climb over the balcony of the apartment belonging to the Frenchman as she claimed that she had forgotten her keys. No other witnesses were recorded.
It was also purported that there were other accomplices involved but sources say that they bailed out on the last minute.
Some of the remains of the chicken were discovered this morning in the fridge sans oignons, courgettes e tomates. No arrests were made.
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